I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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