dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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