its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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