Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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