idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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