Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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