Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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