Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i dont even know how to be here
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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