GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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