i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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