Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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