Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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