It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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