They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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