He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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