Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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