I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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