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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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