Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
