Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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