I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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