I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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