some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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