Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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