She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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