just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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