i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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