Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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