its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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