butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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