my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
