Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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