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(810): View more from Michigan

So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?

(1-810): View more from Michigan

About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels

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(440): View more from Ohio

why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.

(1-440): View more from Ohio

you have got to be kidding?

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(949): View more from California

I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one

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(626): View more from California

My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.

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