Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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