Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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