Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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