We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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