I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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