return my video game
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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