just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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