I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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