I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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