Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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