i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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