ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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