Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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