that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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