so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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