SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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