No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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