i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Semen is not good for contacts.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
