awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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