is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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