dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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