well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I could have mohawked her pubes.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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