Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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