He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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