Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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