Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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