At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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